Yes, These Are Our Students
Actual e-mail from an actual prospective student:
hello...Stunning. Positively, absolutely, stunning. Thankfully, this student has not applied yet; because I was ready to run to the processing room and find the biggest "denied" stamp I could find. Is this the way you'd write to a future employer? Or anyone, really? You'd think I'd seen everything in seven years, but I'm really amazed by this stuff sometimes.
itz ma plesure 2hav ur mail........
i hav greta interest in ur school.....
but d prb is m planin 2get tramsfer2 CUNY.......
n i hav applied 2 queens col......
if i wan 2 take transfer 2 ur shoool for SPRING 2008 IS DER ANY CHNACE 2DO SO....?
PLZ LET ME NO IF POSI.........
N PLZ SHOW ME D WAY HOW TO GET TO UR SCHOOL.......
I HAVE SEBT MA APPLI TO QUEENS COL N I HOP SO MA SEVIS IS ALSO TRANSFER..
BUT DEEP 4RM MA HEART I WANA CUM DER........
IS DER ANY WAY? PLZ LET ME KNO AS SOON AS POSI.......
HOP U'LL DO SO........
posted by Chris D'Orso | 12:29 PM
4 Comments:
Wow. I am speechless! That is priceless.
IMAIL FRM MA FON.....
N I HAV NO CHNCE 2 CUM DER
B CUZ U'LL THNK IM A DUMMASS
Yeah. Impressive, I tell you. Perhaps I should have titled the post "No, These Are Most Definitely NOT Our Students."
haha
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